TITLE: THE SKELETON IN TRAINING SESSION
Author: Ernesto Pablo Trinidad
The smiley death is overflowing with elation,
Because Mario Neri invited her to a training session.
The boned lady was happy because there she wished to get,
However she did not know a thing about the subject.
Surely service culture phase one or culture phase two,
They are the only courses to which Mario invites.
On the way she met Alicia and Briseda who she invited.
In this way Luis Ramon was also committed.
The banquet waiters are mad to the bones
As Mario Neri, the BEO did not send.
And a coffee service at the last moment he asked.
The day of the course came and to the tulip room no one came,
Only the boned lady was there,
Impressed and scared Mario Neri was left,
And to the boned lady he addressed:
Don't take me please:
And the boned lady replied:
I'll take you if you don't fill up this room.
So Mario Neri ingeniously devised,
And to all the assistants he called,
And with so many assistants the tulip room he filled.
That the training chief jumped with excitement,
Since it was for that, that the bony lady crossed herself!.
Ooh! Mario Neri this was not my turn,
But be watchful because far I'll not move.
Mario Neri to Alejandro Olvera the situation revealed
And he answered:
¡Hey!, ¡what a lesson! The poor one endured,
Drowning in laughter the bony lady mocked.
Thank you so much human resources for your involuntary participation,
Be very attentive because the bony lady to the graveyard wants to take you.
TITLE: THE GOODBYE OF TOLENTINO
Isaura Díaz García
The boned lady skeleton,
From the graveyard to the lobby came,
Her drunkenness was such
That Christian Tolentino she selected,
So that now that she marries
Tolentino will be her godfather.
The skeleton said to Tolentino,
You don't know how sorry I am,
But before you leave,
Don't take the silverware,
Don't go doing the same things
That our ancestors did.
Your time here has ended,
The skeleton said,
I hope you have taught,
That famous blond,
Given that she has a big butt,
She always achieves what she wants.
Sulfur Steward smells,
Thinking in who will come,
It is the bony lady's fault,
Many will have to change,
For they have taken Tolentino
And he will not be able to save you.
The skull is leaving,
It is taking Tolentino,
How the blond cries,
As they have taken her godfather,
She has even lost her laziness,
She only cries Tolentinooooooo!
TITLE: VACATIONS OF THE SKINNY LADY
Authors: Andrés Ramos Contreras
The lanky and skinny skull
One day got to the Sheraton,
They saw her very angry
Because they didn't make her reservation,
The people passing by said
“she smelled like a graveyard”.
¡Don't get angry skull!
The Puli has shouted in the reception,
I invite you to my office
There is also air conditioner,
With this issue of the standards
Your service I have rescued.
The Puli skull commented:
Since I got here I haven't eaten anything,
I want an express service
As quick as Mr. Zavala,
With this issue of the reservation
Surely he didn't pay anything!!!
Skull, little skull
The Puli said with excitement,
With the recovered services
I only ask you a favor;
For the next time you come
To DiCaprio change his color,
An to me make me skinnier
And take away my big gut.
The skull is leaving,
The skull goes away happy
To all the mentioned
A piece in the graveyard will give you
Thanks to your services
Its vacations it was able to enjoy
The reservation of them is made
In the municipal graveyard.
TITLE: THE CELEBRATION TO THE SKELETON
Author: Saúl Navarro Ríos
With a lot of pleasure to all
In Sheraton we will celebrate
This month of the skeleton
We will rend her honors.
Little skulls and altars
In hotel and timeshare
We will participate for the first places.
Jesús Amezquita with his experience
His team organizes
With the altars to the dead
The first place he guarantees.
In the skeletons this year
A lot of participants
With pleasure we write them
The first place we will look for.
All the executives
Judges they will be,
Like good Mexicans
To the skeleton they shall not fear.
TITLE: SKULL FOR MR. FRANKLIN ARAQUE
Author: Eduardo Castro C.
Working in various parts of the world Franklin was.
When death was stalking him and as much she
followed him, she could not reach him.
Happy in Las Vegas he was when death came to him
Meanwhile Mr. Padilla didn't say it but did think it!!
“Dear Franklin the hour has come” I am taking you
I was telling you of when we were in punta cana.
Mr. Franklin to death begged,
I want to die in Venezuela and death when taking him said,
I already know that I am ugly, but I will take you from here to your land.
When losing Mr. Franklin, the people of Sheraton was left sad
And they all asked themselves: What will he do with his
Good administration? Surely he now cooks for
so many great banquets, as of those there are already many
In the graveyard.
I am already leaving, I say good bye, but remember kids what I tell you.
TITLE: GUARDIANS OF THE FIELD SAINT SHERATON
We have been the heirs
Of a service with tradition,
The S recorded in our breast
That distinguishes the valor of a race of titans
Which disposed it is always
To accomplish the mission
Of rendering security.
Fabi, Diana and Azucena
Are always in the booth
Almost all the skeletons,
Because the sales team and executives
Through the pole barriers will enter.
Those skeletons wherever will act
In booths, barriers and beaches or in general rounds
Not mattering if it is low season, high or if there are rains
Whenever they are required, they will come out to help.
Skeletons like Hilario, Luis Cortez and Don Tomas
Also Don Cecilio Meza is supervising already
That all the little skeletons in the areas provide the example
Save the property, skeletons and stock holders
Always providing a kind treatment and a welcome to the guests.
I am going to say goodbye without presenting the major skeleton:
The hotel Sheraton Resort to Ricardo Alvares gave authority
And that was the ending of Aurora as Verónica relieved her
And together they reorganized the department of security.
TITLE: THE SECURITY CRYPT
The day of the dead is near
In Sheraton it is a pleasure
To give them a warm welcome
To our guests SPG.
Very relaxed were the security skulls
After that Mr. Fuentes left due to disability,
Without knowing little skulls that the rest will end
As Mr. Ricardo Álvarez was about to be hired.
All of the skulls of the Hotel Sheraton Resort
Began to shake before the news that began to spread,
As of Mr. Ricardo Álvarez nothing good could be heard
For those who don't work or only pretend to work
Their life of skulls were already in great danger.
Including supervisors, everyone was put to work
In booths, barriers, beach and rounds security skulls,
Verifying that the policies and procedures are accomplished without hesitation
And in the minor carelessness or fault the skinny skull will take you.
Don't get scared skeletons that it is not meant to terrorize you
As for the ones who work, Mr. Ricardo is very loving
Applying the principles of service culture
Guarantees your stay in the hotel or in the club.
In Sheraton Bugambilias Resort and Convention Center we make the
Difference giving the best treatment to the guests. It is a pleasure to serve you! ¡With
A lot of pleasure I do it! Are the three magic words in this graveyard
We use, if you think that one is missing it is because, I am enchanted!
I am leaving, I say goodby, not without reminding you
That the rule of the 10-5 you always need to apply
At the 10 steps smile fixing your sight at the guest
At the 5 you need to greet putting your hand on your chest
And give a cordial welcome.